thecrazyppl

a 'noT sO greAt' m!nD @ woRk..

quoting quotable quotes..

for past few days nothing has come to my mind that i can write here..so thought that instead of creating something, why not discover something..and hence i present some of the quotes that i was awestruck with; quotes worth quoting..

“some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
(literature class insult..)

“A smart person knows all the rules so that he can break them wisely.” – Lubna Azmi
(hmm… seems like i’ll have to start learning rules!)

“Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.”
(noticed the experienced ones around you??)

“When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.” – Molly McGee
(did you get flowers from your husband recently for no reason..??)

“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
(a toast to those who’ve made this happen..which includes me too..you say that it can’t be done and we’ll come and prove you wrong..)

“Pro and Con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?” – Nipsey Russel
(seems like congress of all the countries are same..!! :D)

“Those who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.” – Terry Marchal
(haha.. no comments)

“I have not failed, I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison
(we are more interested in the wrong ones anyway..)

“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.” – Woody Allen
(:

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.
(for past 3 months I’ve been taking lectures too..lolzz..)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
(cent percent correct..practically proven)

some fast flicks..

Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Eagles my soar , but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Never test the depth of water with both feet.
There are two theories to arguing with women; Neither one works.
What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

and now a classy masterpiece..

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, “If you were my husband, I’d give you poison.”
He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”

(:

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